Romantically Festive…..With a Dollop of Fear

So it’s Saturday night. You are cold, so you go into the bedroom to retrieve a sweatshirt. As you flip on the light, you see a dark blob on the wall above the bed. For a moment you panic. It could be anything from a small bat to a dare-devil mouse. As you focus your eyes, you realize what it is.

See, earlier in the day you had a great idea to jazz up the bedroom for Christmas and surprise your husband when he woke up.

So you grabbed an old wreath with red berries and snipped a few branches from it. Then, taping the branches together, you taped them to the wall above the bed.

That dark blob above the bed that looked like a bat? Mistletoe.

You really need to start writing things down! 😀

Lulabelle stuff-christmas meme

Anyone want to venture a guess what this smells like?? Anyone? Bueller?? #namethatmovie 😀

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Go Home Fortune Cookie, You’re Drunk!!

Photo on 2015-09-19 at 16.59

Do no adjust your screens. What you are seeing is an actual fortune cookie with not one, not two, but THREE fortunes inside. Let’s unpack them and see what we have. 

1. “You thrive on adventure. True something new”: I don’t care what you think, I’ve researched the risks and still feel like sword swallowing whilst riding a unicycle is NOT for me! 

2. “You should do well at making money and holding onto it”: You’re right, I should. This doesn’t mean I actually do. So thanks for reminding me, you jerkwad! 😛 

3. “You take criticism as an opportunity to grow”: Eh, this one I’m working on. I still struggle with wanting to panic, push you down and run away though. Growth takes time. 😛