I have a question for those ladies that are um, well endowed in the chesticle region. Has the following ever happened to you? Picture it:
You just got out of the bathtub and while standing up to reach for something, you start to lose your balance. On instinct you bend your knees to try to rebalance yourself, but your knees start bending inward whilst at the same time your left boob, without forewarning, has dropped down BETWEEN YOUR KNEES!
Can you see where this is going?
Yes folks, it seems I just gave myself my first mammogram. At least it was free and I don’t need another one for at least another year.