This weekend, if someone looks at you and exclaims with disgust-“Wait, YOU are a CUBS FAN??!! I have the perfect response:
Calmly ask them how *THEIR favorite MLB team is doing at the moment. Then turn on your heels and walk away like a BOSS!
*Please note: The following only works if the other person’s favorite MLB team is anyone other than The Dodgers. In case the other person says Dodgers, awkwardly look at them for a count of 10, then throw some sequined confetti in their face and run away!! 😀
Riley and I are ready for the game tomorrow! Go Cubs!!