Ode To a Blog Post That Will Never Be…..

The other night I happened to run into a video that intrigued me. And I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since. It was a specialty burger review and I decided I just had to buy the burger and do my own review, you know, for blogsperity, or something. 😉

I wanted to review Burger King’s special Halloween Black Whopper. A regular Whopper made with a black bun that originated in Japan, but made it’s way to the US last year.

I never considered myself an adventurous eater, but since starting a blog almost two years ago, I see things differently. Now when I have a chance to eat something weird, I do it with glee and blog it! So I was looking forward to eating this Whopper and blogging the results. Eh, maybe not all the results. There is one interesting thing with this burger that I forgot to mention….

It apparently turns your poop green. Like legit green. Some of the green descriptors used in the video were: highlighter green, emerald green and olive green.

I’m not at all ashamed to say I was curious enough to track down this burger to consume it.

But that won’t happen now because apparently, Burger King has decided to discontinue the burger this year. According to my sources, and when I say sources I mean I read the comment section of a burger review Youtube video, the burger was discontinued because the company was afraid that people would get scared by producing green goblins hours after consuming the burger.

That’s right. Here in the US we thrive on gratuitous sex and violence, but eat a burger that turns your poop green, the reaction is to immediately ban it because THAT is too much! 😛

I am so curious I may have to DIY this for myself.

Stay tuned! 😀

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So of course I wasn’t able to get an actual photo of Burger King’s Black Whopper, so here is a picture of a banana I drew on a few years ago! 😀

 

Goats and Baseball: A Brief History….

As Game 3 of the World Series begins tomorrow and our boys are taking a break to travel today, I thought I’d talk more in depth about why having the Cubs in the World Series is such a big deal. (And if any die hard cubs fans are afraid talking about this will jinx them, forget about it. The curse was broken when they made it to the World Series 😉 ).

During this last season, including the playoffs, you have have seen the hashtag: #WeAintAfraidOfNoGoat on the internet and on tee-shirts (sidenote: I really wanted one, but when I looked online and saw they were $25, my Mennonite frugality kicked in and I decided I didn’t need it).

So what is this thing about a goat and why would Cubs fans be afraid of it? To answer that, I need to go way back to 1945 and game 4 of the World Series. According to at least one story I heard, Wrigley Field was having a “Take Your Pet to the Game” Day. I don’t know if I necessarily believe this, but it was 1945 and things were way different.

And I guess its within the realm of possibility.

So Billy Sianis, owner of the Billy Goat Tavern (Hold up! He was the owner of a tavern named BILLY GOAT?? Yeah, we probably should have all seen this coming! 😀 ) took his goat to the game, and was asked to leave because of the goat’s stench. Of course he took offense at this and uttered the infamous phrase, “Them Cubs, they ain’t gonna win no more!”

And that was it. The Cubs would spend 71 years trying to claw their way back to the Big Dance of Major League Baseball.

And on the anniversary of Mr. Sianis’s death (October 22, 1970), 46 years later, the Cubs finally broke the curse by advancing to the World Series.

And tomorrow night is game three at Wrigley. And so we say with pride: “We ain’t afraid of no goat!”

Go Cubs!

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Here is a photo taken from our World Series Game 1 Watch Party at our best friend’s house. Their daughter, our niece, could not stop staring at my lucky Cubs necklace.

PS: (Written November 4, 2017) As I was rereading this, I realized what shirt I had on in this photo. A shirt I had worn to watch Game 1.

It had a goat on it.

They lost game 1.

My bad. 😛 😀 #TheyDidItAnyway #CursedNoMore

 

In Our Lifetime…..

As I write this today I am still in shock over this weekends events. I just can’t believe the world we are now living in.

A world where the Chicago Cubs have advanced to the World Series.

This is real you guys. In fact, last night they painted the World Series logo onto the field at Wrigley.

And you can’t take that back as easily as if it were green screened on.

THIS. IS. REAL.

If you are shaking your head trying to figure out why this is such a big deal for Cubs fans, here is some perspective. The last time the Cubs won the pennant (1945) these things did not exist (this information was taken from a meme found on Facebook)…..

1. Velcro
2. Pacemakers
3. Barbie Dolls
4. Alaska and Hawaii (as states)
5. Color Television
6. Credit Cards

To really let this sink in, let me take it back even further to 1908. The last time the Cubs actually WON the World Series. The following things did not exist (including everything in the list above 😉 ):

1. The Titanic (Construction began in 1909)
2. Donald Trump (ah, twas a good year for numerous reasons 😛 )
3. Barack Obama (See, I can be bipartisan 😉 )
4. The Wizard of Oz FILM (the book had only been out for 7 years)
5. Abraham Lincoln’s face on a penny
6. SPAM (which was unleashed on the earth in 1937. We’ve never quite recovered 😀 )

While we watched the game on Saturday (At a friends. In a ironic twist of fate, the Cubs chose the year we didn’t have access to live TV and had to find a way to watch the game away from home. On Tuesday for game one, we are going out to eat at a sports themed chicken wing chain restaurant. 😛 ) Chad took to google to find out more about the history of the Chicago Cubs and found a very interesting tidbit.

A member of the 1908 team briefly lived in our small town of Terre Haute, Indiana. (Sidenote: Yep, if you are still playing “Lulabelle Bingo” you can fill in the square that has “Where I live” on it. If you’ve been a longtime reader of mine, you also should have “First name,” “Age,” “Occupation,” and “Marital Status” filled in. #PleaseDontStealMyIdentity 😀 )

Anyway, back to the 1908 team. Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown was born in Nyseville, Indiana in 1876. He was dubbed “Three Finger” after a farming accident left him with a severed index finger on his right hand. Despite this Brown was still able to play baseball and he ended his minor league career in Terre Haute, Indiana in 1901. Turning his hand deficit into an advantage, Brown learned to pitch with the remaining fingers on his hand, a technique that gave him an unparalleled curve ball.

And led him to help the Cubs clinch the 1908 World Series Title.

And on Sunday afternoon, Chad and I spent a significant amount of time at the cemetery, trying to find his grave.

No dice. 😦 And I’ve come to the conclusion that cemeteries should be organized alphabetically. Because as I was navigating my manual chair up and down the rows of tombstones, I hit a divot or something, causing my chair to fly backwards, propelling my legs over my head and landing me near an actual grave.

This totally would NOT have happened had we just gone up to the B section! 😀 (Er, probably. And I’m fine, by the way. My ego took the brunt of the fall 😉 ) 

So there it is guys. The world will never be the same. Game One of the World Series begins tonight at 8:08PM EST.

Go Cubs!

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What I may have looked like in 1908. (OK, technically this is a 20’s look and is in color, both of which did not exist in ’08–Let it go! 😛 )

Photo appears courtesy of S-R Photography

LAFF: The One Where Lulabelle Advises You On How To *Maturely* Respond To A Common Life Question……

This weekend, if someone looks at you and exclaims with disgust-“Wait, YOU are a CUBS FAN??!! I have the perfect response:

Calmly ask them how *THEIR favorite MLB team is doing at the moment. Then turn on your heels and walk away like a BOSS!

*Please note: The following only works if the other person’s favorite MLB team is anyone other than The Dodgers. In case the other person says Dodgers, awkwardly look at them for a count of 10, then throw some sequined confetti in their face and run away!! 😀

#WeAintAfraidOfNoGoat!!

Go Cubs!!

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Riley and I are ready for the game tomorrow! Go Cubs!!

Blogging Through The Darkness: #EndTheStigma

I began writing this blog at 3:30 this morning as insomnia was kicking my butt. You are correct that there was no Wednesday blog this week, and there almost wasn’t a Thursday blog.

Seems I’m going through a bit of a depression period. And it sucks. I haven’t been motivated to do much lately which isn’t helping to improve things. And normally when I am going through a depressive time, I don’t blog. But I had a thought just now….

I write a blog on anxiety and mental illness and the times I am going through a depression I don’t choose to blog because I guess on some level I think depression isn’t uplifting or inspiring. And perhaps I worry about dragging my readers down with me.

And I just read that last sentence and realize how much bullshit it contained.

I mean, why am I afraid of blogging while I’m depressed? Bumming people out? Being too vulnerable? At the end of the day this fear does nothing but further stigmatize my mental illness.

So I’m pressing on.

I think my depression is a combination of things. Chad has been working some crazy hours lately and so we don’t see each other as much as we’d like. I also blame this stupid presidential election. Seeing it everyday in my news feed and watching all the debates (that blessedly wrapped up earlier tonight. Praise the good Lord! 😛 ) has really got me fired up. And worried about the future.

And honestly the worry still remains no matter which candidate I imagine winning.

But back to the lack of motivation. I think that’s the thing that sucks the most when I’m going through a depressive episode. Not having motivation to get things down makes things literally pile up around the house and then on top of being depressed I feel guilty that I haven’t gotten stuff done.

And the cycle continues.

I hate feeling this way and would give anything to not. I feel like one of those people in the antidepressant commercials, you know the ones where the people look detached and sad as a list of side effects flashes under the screen.

But the one thing that I hold on to during these times of depression, the thing that helps get me through, is to know that I always come out on the other side.

I will be OK.

Dear reader, if you are feeling depressed at the moment, you are NOT alone. As Victor Hugo once eloquently wrote, “Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise!”

Amen!

Golden Oreo Allergy Solved(ish)……

Hey guys, as you know I’m an Oreo girl, but the Golden Oreo has always given me stomach troubles. And I could never pinpoint what ingredient didn’t agree with me.

The other weekend, I think I solved the mystery.

It was my birthday and Chad and I went out to dinner to celebrate. We went to an upscale-ish chain burger house that also had a salad bar.

That I partook in because I am now 37 and this is how you do life now. Yes, you can have that glass of sangria and that cheeseburger, but only if you also order the salad bar.

So I saddled up to the salad bar and began assembling my salad. Then I came upon a bowl of lima beans. I like lima beans, so these were sprinkled on the top of my salad.

I ate my salad first and a couple bites in I realized the lima beans were NOT lima beans.

I was actually eating edamame aka soybeans.

Oops! 😛

But it still tasted good, so I thought, “Oh well, no big deal. I’ll just eat the rest of my salad and go on with my life.”

Yeah. About that…..

So as I’m eating my salad with edamame, my stomach begins to say, “Um, what are you eating? I didn’t sign off on this food.” So my stomach began trying to throw back the edamame but my stomach has a bad throwing arm, so it didn’t go anywhere, it just bounced off the stomach’s walls, giving me a distinct stomach ache. The same type of stomach ache that I got after I eat a Golden Oreo.

Guys, I think I’m allergic to soy. Which is really bizarro considering soy and soy lecithin is in virtually any packaged food I eat and I literally have not had a problem until the first time I ate a Golden Oreo. So I’m not going to completely eliminate soy from my diet. I’ll just be a bit more cautious about how I am feeling after I eat.

Honestly I’m glad I figured this out. Do you have a food allergy that is specific to one thing? Let me know in the comments.

Cheers!

Autumn in The Midwest…….

Welcome to October 17th in the Midwest, where in the morning you are so cold you have to turn off the AC and turn on the heat.

But by the time you reach 4pm, you have to turn off the heat and turn the AC back on because it’s so stifling in the house and because it will take a few minutes to kick in, you have to take off your clothes and just be in your underwear….But first you have to replace the tape over your web camera because you are also a bit paranoid of hackers being able to access your web cam from a remote location so they can turn it on and off at will and watch you walk around your house in your underwear.

Creepy.

Then you get ready to leave the house and decide you can go one more day without washing your hair, so you spray it with a little dry shampoo and whip it up into a “mom bun.” But this mom bun is unlike anything you’ve ever been able to do before and when you look into the mirror, you suddenly realize you look like Audrey Hepburn. So then you resolve to take a selfie when you get home because you know that you’ll probably NEVER be able to achieve this look ever again in life. You get so inspired that you actually throw on a bit of makeup before leaving the house.

Upon your return to the house, you boot up your laptop and take off the tape from your web camera so this amazing hairstyle can be documented in the history of your life.

But then you realize something has happened.

Somehow in the two hours that you’ve done your hair, you’ve gone from Audrey Hepburn chic to Madame Thenardier frumpy! 😛

Only on a Monday, y’all! Only on a Monday!

Cheers!